900th Post!/Sleep paralysis

So I haven’t been able to do one of these in a long time.  So I was dreaming of an overtly beautiful lake at a cottage, or something somewhere.  The sun was literally shining so brightly off of the water, it was impossible to make out who was swimming the lake.  So I started to swim and made sure to avoid the numerous snakes that were in the water (for some reason)…

and then WHAM i’m in my room, unable to move, scream out and close my eyes.  I lay there for what felt like 10 minutes trying to break free until I finally did.

Fuck you sleep paralysis.  Fuck. You.

jennsplanet:

I love how people really thinking reblogging shit and whining is going to stop anyone from selling Tumblr to Yahoo. This is Tumblr. They change shit on this website without a single notice or concern of its users personal preferences. At the end of the day if they want to sell Tumblr to Yahoo so they can retire young and filthy rich than they gosh damn will, with or without your approval..

First post about this with any sense behind it that I’ve seen.  In the end it doesn’t matter.

So every night around 3am, “frank” likes to come out of the basement and roam the house.

Fucking paranormal roommate problems

Oh god I’m so hungry

Why are fedoras coming back into “style”

They look good on very, very few people.